omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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