420 ftw
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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