That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
