Fuck appropriateness.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
