ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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