you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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