Your dad touched me again.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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