so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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