Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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