In the future we'll all be gay
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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