I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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