Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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