Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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