why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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