I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you will always have a special place in my vag
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize