i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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