Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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