I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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