He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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