If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
