You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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