When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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