He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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