Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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