If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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