Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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