We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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