she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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