I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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