I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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