dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
