so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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