I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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