i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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