can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I didn't notice because vodka
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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