careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get the cat blown out
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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