Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
