Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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