Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Bring me that man meat
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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