To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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