Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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