i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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