Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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