Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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