Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
