I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
How external is "for external use only"?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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