I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I look better un-naked...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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