I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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