while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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