no. you can't hotbox the world.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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