at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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