I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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