you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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