we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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